Food Joke of The Week : Brought to You From the Comic Strip Frazz

Child: How come milk goes bad but cheese doesn't?
Frazz: Because cheese already did.
Child: The stuff that makes milk bad makes cheese good?
Frazz: Sort of.
Child: So cheese is like the computer hacker who goes to work for the security company.
Frazz: Only with more Vitamin D.

Does cheese really not go bad? Sorry folks, if the cheese is supposed to be yellow, I'm not eating the green stuff. I wouldn't advise you to eat it either.
A Second Opinion on Cheese Spoilage.


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